3.16.2010

now or never

brace yourself for way a lot of pictures. these are all from the last 2 or 3 weeks. i know if i don't post them now, they'll never make it, or we'll end up with a week of pure picture posts and lena will get grouchy and instant message me saying "weak post" every day because i didn't write a novel about her.



pretty freaking excited about his .75 b-day!


contemplating a mass breakout with his school buddies logan and lily. we didn't tell them it'd be 3 times faster if they took turns chewing the same part of the gate...they haven't learned math yet. ha ha, baby suckaz!


looking a bit shipwrecked in his classroom

fly me to the moon, daddy. i'll reward you with drool in your eye.

a million a day keeps the mommy at bay

at least mine aren't sandpapery

adorbs in daddy's hat

daddy was bouncing the treasured ball of patriotism off his head
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here comes a hilarious series of judah's face. we got one with the smile and then he starts doing his staple camera face that SLAYS us.
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a little bit of the stink-eye to start


intensified stink-eye plus clenched fist
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stink-eye plus clenched-fist plus stressed constipation mouth

and then it goes pure gremlin mode. oh we are rolling at this point

it's my foot in a pot (sung to the tune of "d%!@ in a box")

on a date with our new BFF and hopefully future aunt kara. (TRIPP! get a clue and come home immediately!!!!)

i made another doggie for etsy. go buy it now.


danger looks evil here in judah's lap. judah tolerates the evil as well as the butternut squash mash

at carrabba's i tricked judah into eating an anchovy (my pregnant FAVE) along with tiny bits of steak so that he could have his first surf n' turf.

mmmmmSALTY kipper!
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ALWAYS removes his left sock in the car and stuffs it in his mouth.


an undecorated (though much used) burp cloth surfaced in the laundry last weekend so i quickly embellished it. i kind of love this font. if you want a (clean) one of these with your kids initial, email me. i am gonna etsy them for $4

jo-ann was selling these "hip in a hurry" vinyl wall decoration things for 70% off so i got this set for the kitchen. i am now obsessed with these and plan to have them all over the house.

he's pole dancing. what?


getting excited to go full monty onstage


oh, choreography distracted by a cat


back on the beat...luckily we JUST safety-proofed this iron and glass tower of death shortly before it became judahs favorite pull up and dance station. it's anchored into a stud...no fear

and your reward for making it all the way to the end is the 5 week belly shot: sesame seed... and me looking like the biggest goober in history. this was RIGHT after i woke up, if that helps you understand the lisa vanilla plainface action that's going on. i am dying laughing looking at this.
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thanks for weathing this picture-folder purge with me. i'll write something worthwhile soonsies.

9 comments:

  1. way to try and publicly humiliate me.

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  2. I have vinyl wall art in my room and MG's! I love it! Hobby Lobby and Kohl's have them and they are usually on sale! I'm obsessed with them too! Also, a lady on etsy does them, I featured her on my blog, she's super cheap! I just might have to buy that doggie for MG! Judah is adorbs!

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  3. Judah's stink-eye pierces me to the core :-)

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  4. I laugh uncontrollably every time I look at the stink-eye montage.

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  5. Love, love, love these photos! His faces are the BEST!!!

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  6. judah's stink-eye is amazing!! im laughing so hard!! but obviously i LOVE the one from our dinner date at mr. fuji!

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  7. aw man, I was coming to post my love for the "stink-eye" series too, only to find it was a renowned fave! Also, you look super skinny in the seed-shot! woop!

    Can't wait to get The Bug and the Pea together!!
    xoxo

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