1. no children were harmed in the making of this video. you will note his face is never underwater and mommy and daddy were 1 foot away. so just relax and enjoy the spazz fest.
2. judah is not really this pale. he's actually quite bronzed. i shudder to think what color i would have appeared to be on camera in full sunlight. i imagine it would be akin to looking directing into a solar eclipse without a shoebox viewer.
3. judah has about 6 swimsuits. but they all have those built in mesh netting underpants that are hell to get on 2 squirming legs and, let's face it, we don't live in ritzville, USA, hence just a swim diaper. judge on.
so here's the video. the water was cool, not cold. but it kept really surprising the bug when he would take a sprink to the midsection. and from there things would really unravel for him and he would lose his mind and all of his coordination for about 10 seconds. this plus a wet plastic surface made for some real laughs.
note: that horrible shrill droning harpy noise you hear was this weird bird that flew overhead just as i was laughing. i think it was a pterodactyl (spelled right on the first try!). weird.