allow me to rescind the apology i issued my mom. she should be apologizing to ME. additional evidence has come to light concerning my shoddy nutritional predelictions. that's right, she was the one who put this meal in front of me when i was what appears to be less than 18 months old. addiction source located! she served me this meal as a super-fit physical education teacher who definitely knew better. have ye no shame, woman?! now, who exactly is to blame for the hideous haircut i am rocking?