8.30.2012

sent by a giant

i know what judah's sunday school lesson was last week in his 3 & 4 year old class because i taught the exact same one to the 5 & 6 class.


so i was excited to ask him about what he had learned.

me: "judah, what did jesus do for us?" (the answers we were looking for were that he took away our sins and/or died on the cross for us.)

judah: " he gave us butterflies and sheep."


me: "okay. well, yes. yes, he did. touche."
 


me [approaching from a new angle]: "judah, jesus died for us because.....?"

judah: "because goliath sent him."


 breaking news: dead philistine giant sends nazarene messiah to give us butterflies and sheep. amen.

4 comments:

  1. Haha! Love it. Sam told me a few months ago at bedtime, "Mommy, I don't want to pray to Jesus anymore." "Why not, bud?" "I wanna pray to other Jesus." "What's other Jesus? How many are there?" "A lot." So clearly, I am doing an awesome job at parenting.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Hi Keight! I found your blog through some friends of mine that follow you through friends of theirs (oh what tangled blogwebs we weave, eh?). I have been reading through your posts for days now and it is high time I come out of blog-stalker status and introduce myself. I just wanted to tell you that I really appreciate your honesty and hilarity. You remind me mucho of my favorite qualities of my best friends and your blog has been a bright spot in my days as of late. Thanks for writing and keep 'em coming!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Did you...toss your child in with the darks? Because I would be okay with that. My children come home all STANKY from school and I have seriously considered just loading them in the Whirlpool.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Ella told me the three wise men gave birth to baby Jesus. There are many things wrong with this story...

    ReplyDelete