i know what judah's sunday school lesson was last week in his 3 & 4 year old class because i taught the exact same one to the 5 & 6 class.
so i was excited to ask him about what he had learned.
me: "judah, what did jesus do for us?" (the answers we were looking for were that he took away our sins and/or died on the cross for us.)
judah: " he gave us butterflies and sheep."
me: "okay. well, yes. yes, he did. touche."
me [approaching from a new angle]: "judah, jesus died for us because.....?"
judah: "because goliath sent him."
breaking news: dead philistine giant sends nazarene messiah to give us butterflies and sheep. amen.