blast ON!

what i am about to tell you comes from deep in my heart. specifically from the plaque buildup in the blood vessels of my heart.

i havent been paid or compensated in any way to talk about the magic i am about to share with you.

no. rather, like ron swanson, i am passionate about breakfast foods and anything that can make their delivery unto my mouth faster, easier and tidier, and i want to shout it from the mountaintops.

you guys; BATTER BLASTER!

jesse and i discovered this bizarre little product during atlanta's icepocalypse of 2011 (according to instagram, this was 83 weeks ago).

have you seen this stuff?

it's organic pancake/waffle batter in a can! it dispenses just like whipped cream and you can get a surprising amount of waffles and pancakes out of one bottle. if you ate the whole bottle (which of course i always research ahead of time for the rainy day when i need to plow through a whole receptacle of any food item in our house) you'd only have eaten 1000 calories (you would also have eaten 28 pancakes...so, good luck with that).

did i mention this batter makes really DELICIOUS waffles/pancakes? so golden crispy brown. AND it's expiration date is months later than when you buy a can so you have plenty of time to blast your way through some breakfasts before the time bomb of spoilage drops its payload. (our cans have never come close to surviving that long).

oh yeah, the best part: there is NARY A DISH or bowl or spatula to wash! come thou fount of flour-based, pressurized blessings!

now. if it's so dreamy, why dont i ALWAYS have a can on hand? well, normally it costs $4 a bottle at publix.

but the stars have aligned and this week (until wednesday or thursday) publix has this junk on BOGO aaaaaaaand there is a 50 cent off coupon (which most publix stores will double making it a cool $1 off). so every bottle is $1!. the catch is only one coupon per purchase.

this means jesse and i have gone into publix about 6 times this week and have been stockpiling:

taken saturday. there are more now. believe dat.

in case you were confused.

so if you come over to our house any time before christmas, expect to be served this:

choco chip OR blueberry!

have you seen this stuff ever? if you havent, are you appalled by it? is it a revelation to you right now or are you a little concerned by my zeal for breakfast carbs?